January 2011
7 posts
“I only had good intentions for my bad decisions.”
– Unknown (via fashionchief)
Dear ####
I have always wondered what it must be like to write a song. Of course when I was little I told myself I would have an all girl band and penned incredibly amateur little rhymes. However since I have no talent with any kind of musical instrument, or a pleasant singing voice my ambitions stopped there. That is not to say I ever stopped experiencing situations I wanted to write about. I had always...
The Invention of Truth.
There is a common hypocrisy that plagues the earth, in our every encounters and conversations. It is the pretense that we value truth and rebuke lies. When actually it is much the opposite, we comfort ourselves with daily lies, shunning harmful truths from our ears. We are only semi conscious of these lies, some we have even convinced ourselves are truths because they are more appealing that way....
Just Another Boring Friday Night...
As a known elitist, convinced I lived in the greatest city in the world, I often have to wonder, is what I would consider an average night of ridiculousness what others would consider the most utterly bizarre night of their life? The simple oddities I take for granted on the streets of New York would most likely bewilder and and frighten the greater population of Kansas. In a day’s commute...
The Dangers of Being Under the Influence
I have always been an opinionated person, we all are to some degree, some just choose to voice opinions more than others. I however have never been too shy about them, this can be both an asset and a detriment, while I do possess tact and know boundaries, there are certainly those not appreciative of my opinions, which is perfectly natural. Although what I fear more is those who do appreciate my...
The Impossibility of Male and Female Friendship.
I have this theory, well I don’t take full credit for it really, it was brought to my attention by Billy Crystal. In his role during “When Harry met Sally” he stated that men and women could never really be friends, the sex part always gets in the way, and I believe it to be true. Now before you rush to disagree to insisting you have a ton of opposite sex friends, hear me out. I...
Brunettes Have More Fun.
It has come to my attention that my blog is a bit of a cynical rant, but also a humorous and an entertaining one. In that same progression I shall continue with my latest tirade on my distaste for blondes. This is not just a preference, I do not see blonde as a hair color, to me blonde represents the vapid false perfection, the unoriginality of culture. This was not always the case, it started...